Snake

- Hey, Chandler. Monica just Broke my seashell lamp.

-Neat. I'm gonna die alone.

-Okay, you win

-Chandler, you're not gonna die alone

-Janice was my safety net. And now I have to get a snake.

-Aha, and why is that?

-If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'll need a thing. You know, a hook? Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I'll be "Crazy Man with a Snake", "Crazy Snake Man". And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids will run past my place. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man" they'll shout!